The Invisible Ham FAQ

WHY?

We may never know. The creator of this website is a man who goes by the name of Steaky. Steaky lives alone - incapable as he is, of meaningful relationships. He lives in a guesthouse, situated deep in the Highlands of Scotland. Apart from this, all we know is that somehow, through some implausible plot device, he has managed to formulate an invisibility serum (the most likely explanation is that it was a cream for an extensive and persistent ball rash, that had passed its sell-by date). Using this serum he spies on unsuspecting young girls who happen to take up his lodgings; watching them get changed, in the shower, cheekily masturbating and even brushing their teeth!

CANCELLATIONS

To cancel, go to www.billingsupport.com. It's a very simple procedure to cancel, which I'm reliably informed, is even monkey proof. Although monkeys would have difficulty getting credit from any of the major banks in the first place.

JOINING

Joining gives you unlimited access to all the video files on offer (the majority of which are in glorious HD). These files are all .wmv format. So, all you do is click on "Join" and follow the instructions. The amount is recurring at $19.95 USD until cancelled.

UPDATES

One each and every single month!

CONTACT

If you wish to contact me for any reason, my email is theinvisibleham@sky.com.